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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Fun With Liberal Mad Libs

Today Drudge is reporting that the Secret Service is investigating Air America's "Randi Rhodes Show" because of the following skit, which was played during the opening of the show:

The announcer: "A spoiled child is telling us our Social Security isn't safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here's your answer, you ungrateful whelp: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little bastard. [audio of gun being cocked]."

You might remember Randi Rhodes from the HBO documentary on Air America entitled "Left of the Dial". She was the chain-smoking woman in the leopard-print housecoat who kept mumbling "I'm so fucking lost"; definitely the person you want to turn to for political advice.

Apparently Randi (and one would imagine her audience) thought this skit was pretty hilarious, so I thought it would be fun to do a little Liberal Mad Libs. We'll swap out a couple of words and see what kind of wacky results we get. For example:

The announcer: "A group of captured terrorists are telling us our detainment camp isn't safe anymore, so they are going to make us fix it. Well, here's your answer, you ungrateful whelps: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little bastards. [audio of gun being cocked].

HO HO HO, That's a real belly-buster! Let's do it again!"

The announcer: "A group of sissies is telling us our institution of marriage isn't relevant anymore, so they are going to fix it for us. Well, here's your answer, you ungrateful whelps: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little bastards. [audio of gun being cocked]."

Now, while we're being fitted with handcuffs but before we're charged with hate crimes, let's all contemplate the gold standard of hypocrisy the libs have achieved on this one.

1 Comments:

Anonymous panasit said...

to be fair, sound effects are always more fun to the person using it than the person having to listen to it.

personally it reminded me of one of those power point presentation with fake claps.

4/27/2005 08:12:00 PM  

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